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Books with author Bill Myers

  • My Life as Alien Monster Bait

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, Sept. 10, 2019)
    Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. “Hollyweird” comes to Middletown! Wally’s a superstar! A movie company has chosen our hero to be eaten by their mechanical “Mutant from Mars!” It’s a close race as to which will consume Wally first – the disaster-plagued special-effects “monster” or his own out-of-control pride … until he learns the cost of true friendship and of God’s command for humility.My Life as Alien Monster Bait keep young readers laughing while learning about who it really is who deserves “star treatment.”
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  • My Life As a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, July 5, 2006)
    Take another hilarious romp through Wally's incredible worlds as he learns the importance of trusting God even when things don't make sense. For just a few days, Wally gets to run his life his way. Meaning, he can do or be or have whatever he wants. But soon catastrophe piles upon catastrophe, and Wally begs God for things to go back the way they were.
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  • My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, Jan. 7, 2020)
    Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we’re talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned “Human Catastrophe.”My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.
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  • My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Thomas Nelson, April 24, 1994)
    It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.
  • My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, May 26, 2020)
    Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness.Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not.Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.
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  • The Tablet

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Amaris Media International, Aug. 10, 2016)
    Denise discovers a strange tablet with mysterious powers. With it she can actually change reality to fit her own desires instead of trusting Imager’s ways. When Josh and Nathan realize the dangerous consequences they race to the rescue while battling the Merchant of Emotions who will stop at nothing to destroy Denise . . . and the world.
  • The Whirlwind

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Amaris Media International, June 20, 2016)
    Carved from the Blood Mountains, a perpetual reminder of Imager’s great love for mankind, the mysterious Bloodstone opens a gateway into multiple dimensions. As Denise, Nathan, and Joshua visit these fantastic realities and learn of Imager’s unfathomable compassion, they must also battle strange creations while fighting the internal wars of their own hearts. This profoundly creative and entertaining allegory for children eight to eighty is a sparkling-fresh depiction of life’s most important journey.In a dramatic showdown the children finally trust Imager enough to receive his Breath. But is there enough power in it to overcome the evil they must face? Moreover, can his Breath protect them from the crushing mirrors that reflect their past failures in the Sea of Justice?
  • My Life as a Smashed Burrito

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Thomas Nelson, May 7, 1993)
    Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.
  • The Machine

    Bill Myers

    eBook (B&H Publishing Group, )
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  • The Portal

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Amaris Media International, Nov. 14, 2015)
    Carved from the Blood Mountains, a perpetual reminder ofImager’s great love for mankind, the mysterious Bloodstoneopens a gateway into multiple dimensions. As Denise,Nathan, and Joshua visit these fantastic realities and learn of Imager’sunfathomable compassion, they must also battle strange creationswhile fi ghting the internal wars of their own hearts. This profoundlycreative and entertaining allegory for children eight to eighty is asparkling-fresh depiction of life’s most important journey.The adventure begins as moonlight strikes the mysterious Bloodstone.Denise and Nathan are swept into exciting dimensions until theyeventually enter the Portal. With the help of Aristophenix, theuniverse’s worst poe; Listro Q, a tall purple dude with dyslexic speech;and Samson, part dragonfly, part ladybug; they learn of Imager. But thecrafty Illusionist and the icy-blue Bobok are out to deceive at every turn . . .
  • My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

    Bill Myers

    eBook (Thomas Nelson, Oct. 26, 1994)
    Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.
  • My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce

    Bill Myers

    Paperback (Thomas Nelson, Sept. 10, 2019)
    Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout.Twelve-year-old Wally - "the walking disaster area" - is forced to stand up to Camp Wahkah Wahkah's number one, all-American bad guy. One hilarious mishap follows another until, fighting together for their very lives, Wally learns the need to love even his worst enemy.The first in Bill Myer’s witty and wacky fiction series, My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce only stops being outrageous long enough to share important truths about fear, foolish pride, and God.
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